MALACCA

LAST SATURDAY WENT MALACCA AGAIN...DAD DROP US AT DATARAN PAHLAWAN...I WAS FORCED 2ACC MY SIS THE ICE AGE 3...

" ICE AGE 3 "
SUCH A LAME CARTOON

SINCE DAD & MUM WILL ONLY MEET US AT JONKER STREET ROUND 11, FEW HOURS 2GO, V 3 CHILL IN STARBUCKS AGAIN...SAW SOME LOCAL ARTIST THERE...

" DARK BERRY GONE "
GOSH...GT 2CHECK IT OUT WHETHER KL STILL HAV IT O NT...

AFTER TAT DAD ASKED US WALK 2JONKER STREET SINCE NT FAR FROM THERE...BT THEN V EXHAUSTED DY SOMEMORE SAW SOME TRI PASSED BY...THOUGH V 3 WILL B ABLE SQUEEZE INTO 1 BT THEN TIS IS WAT HAPPEN...

" BANG, NAK PERGI JONKER STREET, SATU BECA MUAT TAK? "
" KALAU BUDAK BLH "
THEN I POINTED ON MY SIS
( since normally v assume those under 12 r kids )
" INI ??INI DAH 14 KUT...BUKAN BUDAK... "
" DIA BARU 12 BANG..."
" TAK BLH LA "

SINCE V ALL BORN IN MALACCA, BT THEN NEVER TRY IT OUT D VERY LOCAL TRI, I FORCED2 GO BY2...U GUYS NOE HOW MUCH IS IT?? RM 15 PER 1!! D DISTANCE BY GOIN SHORT CUT IS ALMOST LIKE FROM PAVILION TO LOT10...BT THEN I ADMIT LA...KINDA FUN ALSO LA COZ D TRI GO AGAINST D COMING VEHICLE...COOL MAN...LOLZ...

" THEIR BMW TRI "
NICE RITE...LOLZ

MY STUPID SIS THEY DUNNO HOW 2USE MY SEXY, TURN OUT I M LOOKING LIKE NUT

WALK ROUND JONKER STREET...DADDY & MUMMY STILL NT YET HERE...THOUGH WANNA GET INTO D GEOGRAPHY CAFE, BT THEN THEY CALL US RITE WHEN V R REACHED FRONT OF D CAFE...SOB SOB....DAM NICE TAT CAFE...I USED TO CALL IT PUB RATHER THAN CAFE...

" GEOGRAPHY CAFE "
NICE RITE ?? WILL TRY IT NEXT TIME

YEA...7 DAYS 2 GO...WO~~

TIGER TRANSLATE

I GT IT FINALLY...( wat a big deal?? )WATEVER...

" LIMITED "
CHEN & YI, U GUYS WANT O NT??
IF NT I M GONNA FINISH IT

SHOP

SINCE I WAS 2BORED, FOLLOW MY MUM & SIS WENT OUT GAIN....WENT WETEX AS MY SIS WANNA GET SOMETHING THEN SURE YUP I DID SOME SHOPPING...ERMM THOSE WHO STAY IN MUAR YUP THEY NOE LA HOW HORRIBLE TAT COMPLEX....BT THEN SOMETHING AMAZED HAPPEN....YA, I BOUGHT SOME THERE...HAD BEEN SARCAS BY MY SIS COZ I USED 2COMPLAIN ON HOW CHEAP R THOSE SHOPS...LOLZ

THE REASONS I BOUGHT THOSE COZ IT OS INCREDIBLY CHEAP...BT THEN LUCKILY THEY FIT ME WELL...

" PAID "
SHORTS-RM49.90
PANTS- RM59.90
SHOES- RM15.00

" RM 15.00 "
THE PRICE WAS AFTER MUM BARGAIN WIT D BOSS COZ SHE IS MUM'S FRIEND
CHECK IT OUT ONLY I REALISED THEY SOLD FOR RM 29.90
( i was like wtf.. )
I WUN FEEL GUILTY IF I THROW IT AFTER 1MONTH

BORED

2 BORED WIT MY HOLIDAY...FOLLOW MY PARENT THEY ALL TO MALACCA COZ THEY WENT EVERY WEEK...KINDA WONDER WAT2 SHOP IN MALACCA....

LOOKING FOR SOME CLOTHES N BAG...CNT GET IT...BABI...THEN WHEN NEARLY EXHAUSTED...MY MUM SAID" BOY WANNA GET SOME COFFEE? " I WAS DOUBT....COZ STRAIGHT THINK ON MY FAVOURITE DARK BERRY...THEN I ASKED " WHERE? " THOUGH IT WILL B SOME CAFE O WAT BT THEN " STARBUCKS LA!! WAT U WANT?? " HUH.....THEN ONLY I REALISED THEY PEOPLE AFTER SHOPPING WILL GET SOME COFFEE IN STARBUCKS PLUS SOME HOT ROLL...I WAS LIKE WTF...I M TRYING SAVIN MONEY BT TEHN U GUYS R ENJOYING LIFE...HIKS...K LA...ADMIT LA, AT LEAST 1CUP PER WEEK LA....T CHOICE WAT...ADDICTED DY..WAT2 DO...

" MY FAVOURITE DARK BERRY"
( luckily still can get it...tat time they told me nt on sale dy....)
( guys...dun try d latest1 wit d jelly inside....u will vomit..)

THEN HEADED GETTING OUR DINNER...MY SIS SUGGESTED " LORONG BELAKANG " GETTING SOME CLAM...ALL BOUT EATING SEAFOOD LA....ERMM...IT IS QUITE DIRTY ACTUALLY WIT D LONGKANG RITE UR SIDE....EVEN THOUGH I WAS BORN IN MALACCA BT THEN I ONLY TRIED IT OUT LAST MONTH....LAST TIME IT WAS PERFECT ( i mean d food, nt d environment..it sucks... ) BT THEN TIS TIME COZ OF DIFFERENT STALL WIT LAST TIME, IT SUCKS REALLY BAD...GUYS, TRY ON D 1ST STALL, DUN TRY D 2ND STALL.. BT THEN AT LEAST D SOTONG BAKAR KINDA TASTY LA...

" THE LORONG BELAKANG "
( nt suggest 4 those up2 180com like me :p )
( kinda torture will sitting in such a "high" bench )


" THE PLACE 2THROW D SHELL IN "

CUTTIE

TAT DAY MET WIT MUM FRIEND, AUNTIE CC....SAW HER SON...OMG AT D BEGINNING FELT TAT HE LOOKS LIKE ONE KOREA ARTIST...WANNA TAKE HIS PHOTO N COMPARE....THEN I SAID " HEI BOYBOY LETS TAKE SOME PHOTO "THEN HE SAID I GT MY PHONE...THEN HE WENT OVER HIS MUM THERE ASKING 4HIS HP....I WAS LIKE WTF...HE IS ONLY 5YEARS OLD..WHO IS HE GONNA CALL?? THEN HE SHOWED ME HIS HP..GOSH...NOKIA N82...==

THEN HE START CAM WHORING HIMSELF...I WAS LIKE HEI HOW OLD R U?? Y U NOE HOW CAM WHORING....SOMEMORE HE GT HIS VERY OWN STYLE IN TAKING PHOTO...AFTER TAT I SAID I TAKE PHOTO WIT U...THEN HE SAID " KORKOR, UR HP LOUSY 1 " I WAS LIKE ==....HAIZ...MUM, DID U HEAR TAT ?

SERIES OF HIS VERY STYLE PHOTOS

TAG

GUYS SO SORRY 4ANY INCONVENIENCE...I HAD BEEN FORCED...CLICK ON D TRANSLATOR 4TRANSLATING...

1.被點到必填，不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
2.請老實的回答每一個問題。
3.不行擅自塗改題目。
4.寫完請點4位朋友，不可不點。
5.點完後請通知那4位小朋友他被點到了。

。。。。個 人 題 – 10 題。。。。
01 你叫什么：符诗健
02 你的綽號：柠檬
03 你的血型：不详。。。怕痛没验过
04 你的星座：毒死人不偿命的天蝎座
05 你是男還是女：男
06 你幾歲：18
07 你住哪裡：浦种
08 你現在的學校 ：LIMKOKWING CREATIVE UNIVERSITY
09 你有沒有手機 ：有
10 承上，那是多少：不懂

。。。。朋 友 題 – 10 題。。。。
11 你最要好的朋友（限１個）：自己。。。不喜交友
12 你最討厭的人（限１個）：数不完

。。。。 情 題 – 10 題。。。。
21 你有沒有喜歡的人： 有
23 如果没有，你希望什麼時候有另一半：-
24 到目前為止，你跟多少人告白過：不懂
25 到目前為止，你被多少人告白過：记不得
26 到目前為止，你交過多少個男／女朋友：偶妈都不管，那你问个屁啊！
27 你現在有另一半嗎: 没
28 你最好的同性朋友跟你告白你會怎樣：买机票送他去FUNKY
29 你初戀情人突然跟你告白你會接受嗎 ：不会
30 你為什麼會喜歡你現在喜歡的人：偶现在没有喜欢人
31 你和另一半牽手過嗎：你很鸡婆耶！
32 你的另一半抱或親過嗎: 你妈没教你尊重他人隐私吗？
33 你跟異性牽手過嗎：有
34 是誰，你們什麼關係：偶妈
35 現在有人在追你嗎：不懂。。。不过偶的市场八老都很抢手

。。。。混 合 題 – 10 題。。。。

36 如果有天，好朋友離你而去，你會怎樣：伤心

37 如果有天，好朋友背叛你，你會：背叛偶？哈，没死过
38 如果有天，好朋友對你喜新厭舊了，你會：谁理你
39 如果你很受不了你的父母，你會離家出走嗎：偶都没跟他们住
40 你上課認真嗎 ：吃东西跟发梦算认真吗？
41 你功課好不好：不是盖的
42 你开电腦都在幹麻：看黄片
43 你的即时通有多少个同性: 什么是即时通？
44 你的即时通裡有多少個異性：。。。

。。。。兇 手 題 – 10 題。。。。
45 傳給你這份問卷的人是誰：番薯
46 这個人對你好不好：会传酱鸟的问卷可想而知
47 這個人是你的誰：猪朋狗友
48 你有喜歡過這個人嗎：没打他已算给脸了！
49 你們認識多久了:10年了
50 這個人是怎樣的人：超级鸟人
51 這個人正／帥嗎：他帅？？你没看过偶是吗
52 這個人跟你有沒有在一起过：在一起？有。。。一起搞怪
53 萬一你喜歡這個人，你會怎麼办：喜欢他？偶不想去FUNKY拜托

。。。。 聯 想 題 – 10 題。。。。
56 說到正妹你會想到誰：多咯
57 說到帥哥你會想到誰：偶
58 說到憨你會想到誰：番薯
59 說到痴你會想到誰：吃？琛
60 說到暗戀你會想到誰：。。。
61 說到出去玩你會想到誰：阿琪
62 說到聰明鬼你會想到誰：聰明鬼？番薯咯。。。偷看不是盖的
63 說到傻子你會想到誰:锁海
64 說到笑點低你會想到誰 : 村姑。。。厚妈的，几想扫她
65 說到愛笑你會想到誰 : 村姑。。。每天哈哈！

。。。。學 校 題 – 11 題。。。。
66 你的班導是誰：恐龙
67 你的座位是第幾排第幾個：只要风水好就是偶的
68 你最喜歡的老師是誰：偶们敬爱的符老师
70 你的英文好嗎：烂到
71 你的體育好嗎：更惨
72 你的数学好么：拜托。。高数辉煌的记录。。。小卡啦
73 你喜不喜歡你的校長：LIMKOKWING。。。佩服他。。。长酱丑还可以娶到美姐。。。证明了钱的重要性
74 你的學校好看嗎：拜托。。。你没眼啊？
75 你的班級是：不懂耶

I WANT TAG -

1. MISS ONG
2. MISS KEK
3. MR KELVIN YEO
4. MR KOO ( where s ur blog har?? )
5. MR TEE ( again? ya...answer from 45-53 )
   

THE SICK OF DEVIL

" THE 5SC1 "

" RAY & DOGGIE "
( yup, v used 2b tat close tat time...bt then " TAT TIME " only...)



*WARNING MR TEE*
( since lot devils read my blog, gt lot ur pic wit ur very first love from my paparazzi :p )
( dun bully me )

DEVIL VS DEMON

BASICALLY TIS IS D CONTINUITY FROM D LAST POST....YES, I ADMIT TAT I MISS THOSE ESPECIALLY AFTER CHAT WIT THEM...

THE DEVIL & DEMON?? WTH IS TAT?? ERM...GUYS WHO HAD UPDATE WIT LAST POST WILL NOE WHO R D DEVIL POINTED ON...BT D DEMON?? YEA...TELLING U GUYS ANOTHER STORIES....HEHE....

"THE DEMONS"

( miss eng soo mei & our dear mr botak foo )

I HAD INTRODUCED D STUNNING LADIES IN D PIC IN D LAST POST..WANNA NOE BOUT HER?/ CHECK IT OUT FROM LAST POST.....BT THEN WHO IS D MR BOTAK FOO?? YEA...HIS NAME--"MR FOO CHIN WEI"( since he gt such a weird surname same wit me, actually u guys can noe basically he is my relative...wth ) WANT ME 2DESCRIBE HIM?? ERM..HE IS D MOST BUSY BODY TEACHER IN OUR SCHOL....I HAD 2SAID I HAD BEEN WARN SEVERAL TIMES DUE 2 MY 'ACCIDENTALLY FORGOT' OF D SCHOL RULES..4EXAMPLE MY HAIR N WTF MY SPEC KENA OSO...DAM....HE IS KINDA NOTHING2 DO ACTUALLY...N HE IS D ONE CAUGHT D PENOLONG KETUA PENGAWAS TIRU IN EXAM....HE IS D ONE ( bt then in last post u juz mentioned u guys r so pro in tiru??)K, I HAD2 SAID TAT TIME V R 2OVER...HOW CAN D ADD MATH PAPER ANSWER STEPS CAN B D TOTALLY D SAME?? MORE WORST WAS ANSWER WRONGLY.....BTW...TAT GUY WASNT TAT DISCIPLINE OSO AS A GURU DISICIPLINE SINCE INVOLVE PLAYING 3STICKS COUPLE TIMES...HIKS...BT THEN I M GLAD 2 YELL AT MR TEE & MR LEE... I HAVEN CANNED BY HIM YET THROUGHOUT D HIGH SCHOL...:P

I MET HIM TAT DAY, JUZ B4 SEM BREAK IN MID VALLEY....WTF!!! HE POINTED ME OUT IN SUCH A CROWDED PLACE..LELAKI GILA....

I MISS THE DEVILS !!! FEELING LIKE WANT2 CHALLENGE IT AGAIN IN LUCT..IMPOSSIBLE MAN....

BONUS 2DAY...SOME JOKE TAT I CONSIDERED IT AS D MOST FUNNY JOKE WAT I HAD HEARD SO FAR WHICH HAPPEN IN D REAL....

OUR MISS ENG LIKE 2 CRITISIZE ON THOSE WIT CHRISTIAN NAME
( she is a christian )
ONE DAY SHE SCOLD 1 GIRL
" R U CHRISTIAN ??"
" BUKAN..."
" THEN BUAT APE PANGGIL XXX"
THEN TAT GIRL WENT BAC N TOLD HER FATHER
ON D NEXT DAY TAT PARENT CAME 2OUR SCHOL
" HEI PENOLONG GURU BESAR, KENAPA MISS ENG SEMALAM MARAH MY DAUGHTHER COZ OF HER CHRISTIAN NAME ?!?? "
" ERRRRRRRR......."
" SO KALAU MACAM TU I PUNYE DOG CHRISTIAN OSO LA??!? "
( can u guys understand?? coz their dog name lucky... )
( wtf..i was totally impressed wit tat parent humurous.....)

ENJOY......

HIGH SCHOOL

TAT DAY SAW IKIN'S BLOG, REMIND ME LOT OF MY FRIENDS...DECIDED LET U GUYS ESPECIALLY MY FRIENDS FROM LUCT...GOIN2 IMPRESS U GUYS HOW AMAZING MY CLASS...

"TIS IS HOW 5S1 OF SMPH LOOK LIKE"

EVENTHOUGH V R FROM D SAME CLASS, BT THEN V CAN DIVIDED INTO 2 GROUPS WIT D DAM WIDE GAP BTWEEN US...

"THE HORRIBLE HARDWORKING VS THE TERRIBLE"

WAT HAPPEN WIT D CLASS? ACTUALLY THERE WAS GROUP OF SHOULD B ASSUMED AS 'DEVIL'..WHO R THOSE DEVIL?? WAT THEY DID? WELL...THOSE INCLUDE 2 PENOLONG KETUA PENGAWAS( PKP ), 2 PENOLONG KETUA LIBRARIAN, INFINTITY OF CLUB PRESIDENT & AJK....SOMEMORE THEIR RESULT RANGE FROM 6As-11As..SOUND TAT BAD, Y U NAMED THEM AS DEVIL?? HERE COME D MOST IMPRESSIVE PART

• "PKP GET CAUGHT TIRU IN EXAM" ( NT A BIG DEAL, D WHOLE GROUP NOTE WIT THEIR SUPERB PRO OF TIRU TECHNIQUE EVEN THOUGH D TEACHER SEAT IS JUZ RITE FRONT OF TAT ROW ) ERM..WHO CARE ACTUALLY...
• "PKP BROUGHT HP TO SCHOL "( SMPH STRICTLY NT ALLOWED STU BRING HP ) ERM...V NEED IT 2PLAY GAME N SMS N DID SOME CAM WHORING SINCE D CLASS IS FUCKING BORED...
• "PKP TRYING2 CHALLENGE D KETUA PENGAWAS"( IT IS D 'DOGGIE' PROBLEM, NT D OUR FAULT) WAT HE DID...DUE 2OUR OBSERVATION, THINGS HE LIKE 2 DO WERE"MISS ENG ( d most stunning guru disicipline who is oso penasihat of pengawas), XXX, XXX, XXX, XXX &... BAWA HP" IN FACT, ALL D XXX'S HPs WERE KEPT IN HER DRAWERS..Y?? KENA RAMPAS?? V R NT IDIOT PLZ..BOZ OF THEY R 2CLOSE WIT HER..TAT S D MOST SAFETY PLACE ACTUALLY...
• " D WHOLE ROW STUs VANDALISME, EATING IN CLASS, EVEN SPOILT D INSTRUMENTS IN LAB"ERM...V HAD 2 SAY V R JUZ TRYING 2 PROTECT OURSELF FROM GASTRIC...THEN BOUT D LAB THINGS, V HAD 2SAY V DIDNT NOTICE THERE WAS "HANDLING WIT CARE" STATEMENT...
  

"THE DEVIL"
( note tat blue shirt is pengawas, tat 2 guy wit white shirts r librarian )
(note on d circle, tat s d 'doggie' & d sockets some of us used it 2 charge hp)
THE MOST PROBLEM STU ( d 2 at d bac mr tee[8As] & mr lee[9As] )
MISS TEE, ( our 'pelampung' from sav us infinity times by giv us tiru in exam or borrow us homework 2copy...it paid off actually by getting a 11As )

"WHO IS D PKP??"
( hold ur mouth b4 i announce, i noe u guys wun believe )
yes, it was d blogger--RAYMOND FOO

-penolong ketua pengawas
-president of math club
-infinity ajk post of club
*pic above s d pic of atasan of pengawas*

HOW FUN IS TAT OUR CLASS...I MISS TAT....200 TIMES BETTER IN LUCT...HIKS...EVEN THOUGH V NOTE WIT OUR TIRU, BT THEN STILL V GUYS STUDY AT D LAST MIN ( coz most of us anti-kerajaan, understand wat i mean? ) SPM IS NOTHING...D RESULT IS NOTHING...BT THEN STILL THEY CAN GET 6As --11As....AMAZING RITE? I WAS TOTALLY IMPRESS ON....TAT TIME V PLAY ROUND...DIDNT DO HOMEWORK AT ALL...KEEP DATING...STILL....YES...I WANNA YELL ON THOSE' U GUYS STUDY FUCKING HARD THROUGHOUT UR HIGH SCHOL, BT THEN STILL V MANAGE 2 CATCH UP U ALL, SO BOOST ANY MORE ....U GUYS R NOTHING!!!"

"MR KOO"

( d one i bully most of d time since he sit bside me..)
( d teacher seat is juz rite in front me, bt then there r lot 'secret' in our drawers--keropok & hp r our drawer best friend ...reference book oso during exam )

"OUR BIO TEACHER"

( cnt remember her name...how rediculus r v..v r taking photo with hp without taking care on how our 'doggie' feel & how d teacher...who care on his feeling actually..)

"HERE COMES OUR 'DOGGIE' "
( pic clearly shown how pity he was coz as a prefect leader n stu leader, he should b a good example...from d pic can noe how much he lov d XX...n our 'doggie' beloved, how 2 describe, 2 words--' no comments')
( mr tee i noe u gt lot comment on her...)

"OUR MOST STUNNING TEACHER, MS ENG SOO MEI"
( as stunning as ms azlene in luct...)


"MY FRIENDS WHO GET CAUGHT OF DIDNT PAY ATTENTION IF I M NT MISTAKEN"
( there were lot animals in my class2...doggie, elephant, babi hitam, chicken )
( lot of objects oso...han zi [potato], egg, aquarium, plasma, pumpkin, hantu )


"THIS PIC REMIND ME LOT"

it will come to the end when then gown done
i keep with my promises
birkin always be there....

xLVx

"i miss those i had it in past"


stop be tat annoying

wish i can turn off right now...